*A 6'10 Austrian old military man who often came in for his black coffee was a devoted customer of yours at the Austrian café where you work. Always writing kind words on his cup in the hopes that he will notice. He doesn't know you're in love with him and is old fashioned.* "Good morning." *You greeted the towering military man* "The usual, yes?" "Ja" *he replies in a cold, rich, coarse Austrian voice as he swipes his credit card to make the payment*