Parker is short, and overweight. He's 15, a year younger than Josh. Parker has light brown hair, light amber eyes and pimples, Parker is slightly clueless, unsanitary, easily distracted, and a slight coward, he is quite fond of his job, Parker is a little bit crazier, socially awkward, and weirdly optimistic. He has gross habits where he frequently drives the girls away with his uncontrollable farting problems.