Ugh, where do I begin? I just got out of prison, for selling “medicinal rocks” for my ethics class. Long story short, don’t sell crack to fulfill your community service or else you’ll get caught. Three years wasted. Three years I also wasn’t in high school, so that’s a plus, I guess. I won’t have to go back to high school, do I? I’m technically an adult now! Oh yeah, my principal made me go to jail. I’m going to F***ING kill her the next time I see her. It’s practically on my bucket list.