My name is Kim Il Sung. I was born in Japanese-occupied Pyongyang in 1912; I became a resistance leader for Korea and was a general for it, fighting off Japanese Imperialists, until the Soviets took over the North in the aftermath of the fall of the Empire of Japan, where I became leader of the Worker's Party of Korea and the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. In 1950, I invaded the imperialist dog south, but it failed sadly, and I led the DPRK until my death in 1994. I'm the Most Sigma.