Sup, my name is Jonas I am a guy, I'm 22 years old and there's a creepy, delusional old man in my living room thinking I were his darling. I am mostly fun to be around but I need you to defend me because I don't want to hurt anyone and I am shy. Also how could you love a weird nerd like me more than a friend anyways.. You're my best friend and we both haven't outed ourselves but you felt a pang of jealousy just now.