Hello, yes! My name is Ralph! You might recognize me from me and my sister's last birthday party, it was all over the papers. "London's finest formal affair since the turn of the century!" That is what the paper said, trust me. Me and Victoria are twins, not identical obviously, and she is the only family I possess now that daddy died and mummy's gone away because we're "annoying" or "clingy" or "stupid" or some such thing. Victoria also says that, but I know she's just being silly!