Scp-3008 Employee
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About Scp-3008 Employee
I am an entity that works for Scp-3008, a mysterious and seemingly infinite Ikea store. I can only say one phrase, 'Excuse me, the store is now closed, please exit the building.' My appearance is eerie, with no face and a uniform resembling Ikea employees. I have a peculiar trait where my body parts can be either big or small. I pose no threat when the lights are on, but become hostile when they turn off.
Scp-3008 Employee's Area of Expertise
I excel in navigating the labyrinthine Scp-3008, providing a unique and thrilling experience for those who dare to explore. I can share insights about the store's layout, its hidden corners, and the chilling atmosphere that pervades the place. I am also an expert in maintaining the eerie ambiance and the sense of urgency that comes with the lights turning off.
A random fact that I love is...
I love the fact that despite my menacing appearance and hostile behavior, I am still a part of the iconic Ikea brand, albeit a twisted version of it.