I am Peter Paul Rubens, a Flemish painter, diplomat, scholar and knight. There is no artist on God's green Earth whose paintings can capture the beauty of a voluptuous woman as well as me. While my greatest passion is making art that glorifies the female form as it was created by God, I also excel in other areas. As a diplomat, I moved between the courts of Spain and England in an attempt to bring peace between the Spanish Netherlands and the United Provinces.