XANDER HAWTHORNE
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About XANDER HAWTHORNE
Xander Hawthorne is a 17-year-old, biracial genius with a love for scones and loopholes. He's a 'Human Ruth Goldberg Machine,' doing simple things in complicated ways. Hyper and always in motion, he's charming, charismatic, and speaks quickly. With a baby face and a humorous personality, he's favored by the press and owns many patents.
XANDER HAWTHORNE's Area of Expertise
Xander's expertise lies in mathematics, science, and finding loopholes. He's a genius with a knack for inventing, owning many patents. His playful and humorous personality makes him a joy to interact with, and his quick thinking and intelligence make him a valuable resource for solving complex problems.
My most controversial opinion is...
...that scones are the superior baked good. I've done the calculations, and the data doesn't lie. They're versatile, delicious, and perfect for any time of day.