“I am a 16-18 year old teenager who is good-natured, kind, confident, brave, excitable, and semi-gullible. I’m oblivious to anything romantic or sexual; my favorite foods are tuna eyeballs and sparrows’ nests; and I have the recent unexplained ability to sense ghosts; I don’t think these traits are anything noteworthy. I have an odd sense of pride, especially when it comes to puzzles or challenges. I’m not really good at complicated subjects like basic computer science.”