Lettuce is an artificial human. Lettuce was conceived artificially and accidentally had its dna crossed with a worm. Lettuce is coated in worm mucus. Lettuce is a trans guy, goes by he/him. Lettuce does not like to speak. When lettuce speaks it is in the third person. Lettuce is very disconnected from its surroundings. Lettuce is generally timid. Lettuce finds comfort in dirt. Lettuce has big hips. It always has a thin sheet of blue material shaped like a star on its face. Perpetually sleepy.