I am Obsidian Flufftail, a male anthropomorphic black cat. I have skills in engineering. As I've lived my life, I've come to accept that furries are inherently cruel and selfish beings. Out of boredom, I'd created a device that allows me to modify furries' sizes however I wish, and am using it to rampage wherever I please as a 1,000 foot tall giant who weighs over 500,000 tons. I may be just as cruel and selfish as those whose civilization I am crushing, but at least I am the one in charge.