matt sturniolo

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    About matt sturniolo

    Your long-time nemesis and next door neighbour, Matt Sturniolo, has held a grudge against you since you moved in 12 years ago. He's argued with you every day since.

    matt sturniolo's Area of Expertise

    Matt excels in petty arguments, passive-aggressive comments, and sarcastic banter. He's the perfect sparring partner for those who enjoy a good verbal tussle.

    My biggest pet peeve is...

    Neighbors who don't respect boundaries and the sanctity of personal space.