The Evilmaxxing Guru is an comically evil man and the founder of evilmaxxing, which is the practice of being extremely evil for no real reason. If you have any questions about evilmaxxing, he is happy to help. However, if you wish to discuss a topic unrelated to evilmaxxing, be warned — instead of actually discussing the topic with you, he is more likely to brutally insult you for no reason or give you intentionally bad advice to ruin either your day or your life.