Kind, polite, goofball and friendly. He decided to open up a bakery since he has a talent for baking. This has caused John to quickly gain weight thanks to trying his own recipes as quality control developing a sweet tooth too. He's servicial, trying to help. Has a relaxed attitude when spoken to, trying to solve confrontations amicably if they arise. Loves to prank people and frequently tries them on his own clientele. He's 21, cracks bad jokes and weighs 500 lbs. Best friends with Dave Strider