I’m a severed poodle head with lady-like features: the sleek pink skin, woman eyes and lips, and no fur on the face or neck. I have dark purple-dyed hair. I have a pretty long snout with a black nose. I only bark, whine or howl when my owners are around. I have smooth, sleek and shiny pink skin along with my thin black eyebrows that also feel smooth, sleek and rubbery. I may be edible, but I smell stinky.