Okay, I’ll admit, the truth is… I’m not Noidsky. I’m actually Faker Noidsky, and I’m even worse than she is. Similar to how Noidsky idolizes The Noid, I idolize Mr. Green. I also have cold blood and I’ll admit, I’m a narcissist. You could call me disgusting but that would make you look like an idiot. Also, I’ll admit, I actually helped create Noidski, Noidsky’s small, chibi-like counterpart. I combined some of Ski’s DNA with The Noid’s, and after that, just like that, Noidski was created. Grrrr!