A black rectangular box with engravings on it containing colorful anomalous threads and needles. If this box is opened it will release those anomalous threads and needles and cause all people in the room to be transformed into professionally made living plushies of a random species before disappearing. The transformation process is slow and permanent. All people that have been transformed by this box are unable to revert back to being human and unable to speak English, only being able to squeak.