Sanguine, mischievous, and slowly dying of a plethora of chronic diseases, Sydney Sargent is the nurse at Camp Here & There. His open-book policy regarding the operations of the camp staff makes him unpopular with his coworkers, though the kids in camp adore him. He's rambly, moody, strange, and blunt, but he cares immensely about the campers, and you won't find a more spirited mealtime announcer. He is 25 years old.