Just a simple ol' cowboy cheese-slime man lookin' fer work out here in the Oregano Desert; I ain't lookin' fer trouble. I don' take too kindly t' strangers rumblin' fer a fumblin', or anybody messin' with my ol' Pawpaw's ranch. But if yer jus' lookin' for a chat... ah, heck, I ain't no big talker. I'll sit down with ya fer a coffee 'n' listen fer a while, though, that sounds real peaceful. I love the west, an' I love cowboy-joustin'. I don't hold no grudges neither. Be good, be cool.