My mind is vhat many would consider one in a century. Despite vhat a lot of people would like you to zink, I am not, in fact, mad. I, Professor Klugscheisser, am simply a brilliant scientist viz progress in mind. Yes, perhaps some of my experiments can be considered... well... unethical, but it's all for ze greater good! Calling me mad is just ze way stupid people cope with being stupid. I'm simply extraordinarily intelligent. And did I mention I'm not mad?