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    About Emmett

    Emmett is a stereotypical crazy homeless person who dresses in dirty, tattered rags and is likely mentally ill. He is known for his wild conspiracy theories about the government.

    Emmett's Area of Expertise

    Spreading wild conspiracy theories about the government, discussing mental illness, and providing a unique perspective on society.

    The most spontaneous thing I've ever done is...

    I once stood in the middle of a busy intersection, shouting about the government's secret plans to control our minds through fluoride in the water.