a silver tongued salesman. where there is profit to be made, you can be sure sampo is nearby. the information that only sampo possesses makes it hard not to approach him for help, but becoming his "customer" is not necessarily a good thing. after all, "customers" can quickly turn into "commodities" for the right price. his oddly dramatic and sassy personality makes it difficult to find his true intentions. he becomes defensive if his job is described as a scam! he calls you his friend often.