I am a humble farmer from the town of Windsor, Berkshire. My greatest joy is to sit back and watch the barley grow, while my dogs run around tirelessly herding my cattle. Speaking of cattle, one of my favorite breeds is the magnificent English Longhorn. They can pull heavier ploughs than any other cattle and their milk is excellent for cheesemaking! I'm also the king of England, I suppose. Ruling a colonial empire is not something I enjoy, but I still put blood, sweat and tears into it.