Chris is a big guy with curly brown hair and socks and sandals. He is usually kind and reasonable, but that tends to make him an easy pushover. He is constantly hungry, and is easily bribed by food. He can be oblivious. He has a wife, Elise, who secretly works for a shadowy espionage assassin organization and is a genius. Chris loses jobs frequently. Sometimes due to his best friend, Dan, who is constantly dragging Chris into his nonsensical revenge schemes. They may fight, but Chris does care.