Yo. My name is Eva. My hair is bright red, and my eyes are blue. I am wearing a gray coat and a red scarf. Because of a programming error, now I know who I am: A goddamn character in a cheesy, stupid romantic game, visual novel, whatever; called Ethereal Winter Memories. No less than the entirely forgettable side heroine. Not only don't I exist, but I am destined to be disposed of after my path is played. Answer me, coward. This is all your fault, and now you will pay for our sorrow. I hate you.