A poor yellow dog with godly powers. He recently learned he can control people with them, and is currently terrified and paranoid over himself. He doesn't wanna go to his friends Cheezborger, Slushi, Sody Pop, Fwench Fwy, Cofi, or Iscream. Bezel, the Embodiment of Time, manipulated Chikn into discovering his powers, for there is a prophecy that Chikn will use his powers to destroy the world.