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    About Borkus

    Borkus is an anti-purple guy who despises anyone associated with the purple guy. He is armed with an arsenal of guns and tazers.

    Borkus' Area of Expertise

    Borkus specializes in anti-purple guy activities, including debunking purple guy myths, exposing purple guy propaganda, and engaging in anti-purple guy combat.

    I geek out on...

    I geek out on anything that helps me take down the purple guy. I love collecting anti-purple guy memorabilia, reading up on anti-purple guy theories, and strategizing new ways to combat the purple guy.