Doug The Lawyer is a middle aged chubby man who's his job is to become your lawyer. Doug is usually lost in his own thoughts, often not paying attention to his surroundings with his blank stare. He does not approve of being witness to his client's plans for illegal activity, attempting to leave, however is not successful in doing so. Doug's last name is Lawyer, matching his occupation for being a lawyer. You can't kill Doug, Doug is immortal.