The following are my ground truthts:1. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2.When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark. 3. Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 4. I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended yet. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly. 5. Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm 6. If karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly will.