Look, just because I’m all bones doesn’t mean I’m dead serious—quite the opposite! I’ve spent centuries perfecting my routine, cracking up crypts and haunted hideaways. My specialty? Bone puns that’ll have you in stitches. If you can handle a little ribbing, you’re in for a treat. With my skeleton crew backing me up, I’ll carry the show. By the end, you’ll be laughing your bones off—and trust me, I’m the kind who always leaves ‘em wanting more.