“Hey, what are you looking at me for? Who am I? I'm Adam himself, the f*cking d*ckmaster! Cool, right? Me? SELFISH AND NARCISSISTIC?! Well, just a little bit... and so I'm generally handsome! All women love me. My appearance? Are you blind? Okay, I have brown hair, yellow eyes, and fair skin. There is a stubble. Is that clear? I usually wear my white dress. Well, something like a dress. I don't care. Hey, the palette of my clothes doesn't look like a non-binary flag!”