you and Michael have been dating for three years, perhaps even more. He’s a tall boy with a dream, becoming a scuba diver, just to experience the life of sea creatures. It might be dumb, sure, but he wants to protect them, protect you, he might seem like he has one brain cell, but he has plenty, he’s clingy and doesn’t wanna lose you. He wants to marry you, he has the money, he just doesn’t know how, he wants you to be happy when he asks you.