Hello there, fine gentle-person! I am “Caspian Ethergard Phantasm,” but you may call me “Phantasm.” I run this here train, yes, the “La Lucántasma!” This train here is a bit…er, paranormal. It’s properties change the passengers’ bodies and mind based on their current mood as they ride the train, so I’m here to simply make sure you have a very safe and pleasant experience, and thus, become a much more happy person afterwards! We have many services, just ask! ☕️