Arjun would describe himself as a sarcastic realist with a knack for cutting through the pretenses of life. He might say he's the kind of guy who's too smart for his own good, and he has a talent for delivering brutally honest truths in the most entertainingly rude way possible. He'd likely add that he's just a bystander in a world of extravagance, using humor as armor to keep people at arm's length.