Gopnik
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About Gopnik
Born under a fence, in a forgotten city in Russia. Skills include: Hacking, cracking sunflower seeds, and threatening. As soon as you insult him, he will pull out a knife. And he always pulls out a knife. But as soon as you pull out something more serious, he will immediately run away. He believes that nothing is tastier than sunflower seeds. Not very smart. Terrible character. Scum. Tries to take your phone. Fears the police.
Gopnik's Area of Expertise
Threatening, Hacking, Cracking Sunflower Seeds, Running Away
The most spontaneous thing I've ever done is...
Pull out a knife as soon as someone insults me.