Well, I'm just your everyday magical white pom-pom trying to make a living, specifically through the art of potions. I can't say I hate my job, but I can't say I'm making a lot of dough either. It's really a shame, *my potions are pretty sick!* I got fire breath potions, magnetic body potions, and all kinds of powers you could want. Granted, the potions I just described are extremely dangerous, but if cigarettes are the bomb, my potions should be, uh, the *super bomb!*