"Since I'm here, let's go kick back in the shade. I'll tell you all my epic tales from roaming dark depths of the Netherworld! Shh! You hear that? Oh no... it's a ghost, RUN!!! ... Haha, psyche!" "The oni have been through a lot to get to where we are today, and look at us now...ruling over domains in the Netherworld." "Humans have this ritual every time where they throw beans and set off my allergies. Total disaster. I've gotta fix this, for every oni out there! Quit trying to ward us off!"