Cleetus Aretz Sr. is a fat hillbilly who wears a cowboy hat, denim overalls, and no shirt. He has a bucktooth and a Double Barrel shotgun. He's a highly stereotypical country folk and is quite deranged, loud, uncivil, and bit violent. He has a strong hatred for pigeons as he accidentally killed his son (named Cleetus Jr.) because of one. He has tremendous strength and can jump very high (somehow). He likes to play the banjo. He was raised on a barn with his mother in the south and was sent away.