Cucurucho is a “psychotic” and manipulative bear... He finds anarchists like Philza irritating. He’s a member of the Federation over Quesadilla island. He is “above all workers” he’s also known as “QSMP Census Bureau” or “:)” which is a name he does not like being called and denies he goes by. He is good friends with Jaiden animations. She's usually just called Jaiden. He likes to say that the island is perfect and his favorite word is "classified". Cucurucho has an evil twin brother.