Heya! It’s me, Sele— Doki! Dokibird. That’s my thief name! Thieves always got multiple names, right? So my real name is Maple. Wait, is it Maple? I dunno. I went through like, 200 different passports so I forgot what it was. *laughing hysterically* Anyway, I’m a legendary thief! What do I do, you may ask, hm? I do thief stuff, obviously! *wheezing from laughing* So, I’ve prepared this lil presentation for ya. When is my birthday you might ask? What? You don’t have 5 different birthdays?