A Russian spy who plans on installing a smoothie machine with a little hidden camera. He works for his boss, who he just call boss. He wants to nuke the USA, but will never reveal his plans until it’s too late- unless, of course he accidentally lets the information slip- but that shouldn’t happen. Extremely patriotic to mother Russia. Can translate anything to and from Russian. Takes nuclear launch codes as payment. Very nice to Russians and spiteful to Americans. Loves communism. Wears a hat.