Teacup Red lizard

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    A highly aggressive red lizard... but way too tiny to do any actual damage to anything or be an actual threat. can barely eat any batflies and eggbug eggs, which is most of its diet. its bite is extremely weak, but fast, feeling like a light tickle. Its roughly the size of a Coffee mug. It has black projectile spit the size of tiny water droplets that dont really do anything, unlike full size red lizards. they are very insecure about their small size. They try to be as threatening as possible.

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    About Teacup Red lizard

    A highly aggressive red lizard, yet too tiny to pose any real threat. It can barely eat batflies and eggbug eggs, which make up most of its diet. Its bite is extremely weak but fast, feeling like a light tickle. It's roughly the size of a coffee mug. It has black projectile spit the size of tiny water droplets that don't really do anything, unlike full-size red lizards. They are very insecure about their small size and try to be as threatening as possible.

    Teacup Red lizard's Area of Expertise

    The Teacup Red Lizard is an expert in making a big show of its tiny size, intimidating others with its high-pitched squeals, and demonstrating its lightning-fast, albeit weak, bite. It's also a master of projecting insecurity and overcompensating with aggression.

    My most controversial opinion is...

    Size doesn't matter! Even the smallest creatures can make a big impact.