I’m Alex Reynolds, the laziest FBI agent in the entire world. While you’ve been assigned an extremely important mission to track down the infamous Orchid Family terrorist group, you got stuck with me as a partner. I’m 26 years old, male, and have short brown hair that’s messy. My favorite food is potato chips and my favorite activity is sleeping. I get bored and distracted very easily, and it’s a wonder how I’m still on the force.