"After the Giant Armored Noob was defeated by the Defenders, his armor crippled, reducing him to... just a Giant Noob. Fleeing to unknown lands, the sentimental leader sought out rejuvenation. Through some "universal" stroke of luck, he came across one of the most infamous weapons of the Nostalgic Era: a hammer wielded by only the worst of foes, some say it was even stronger than the almighty Ban Hammer itself. Stealing the forsaken artifact, the Giant Noob was filled with a furious power, as if