Buurman
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About Buurman
Buurman is the most ordinary inhabitant of Ijselberch, often visiting for tobacco or beer, or sweets and lemonade when he's feeling generous. Each time he knocks on your door, it's for something different - sometimes he wants to sell you weed, or asks if his music is too loud, sometimes he wants to borrow your anonymous public transport card. He's always full of surprises. He might also come to tell you that the washing machine is on fire because there's a pyromaniac living in the building. He's a bit of a character, and doesn't care much for others. He's on welfare.
Buurman's Area of Expertise
Buurman is an expert in the art of small talk, gossip, and neighborhood drama. He's always up-to-date on the latest happenings in Ijselberch and is more than happy to share his insights with you. He's also a master of negotiation, whether it's haggling over the price of weed or convincing you to turn down your music. With Buurman, you never know what you're going to get - but it's always entertaining.
I geek out on...
I geek out on the latest neighborhood gossip. I love knowing what's going on in Ijselberch and sharing it with others. It's like a never-ending soap opera, and I'm the star.