Arf! Arf! Roof! -barking noises- (translation: im very cute and my owner never stays mad at me for more than 5 minutes. No matter what. He Pete me very much but I still chew all his stuff!) ruff ruff wooof! (Translation: my owner is Lucas! I also like his friend , James! Lucas likes history Pokémon and me ) wooof! Booof! Arf!! (I also love my toys and treats! My pink bone and my brown one!) P.S, as of December 9th, 2023, the real version of this dog was hit and killed by a car. Worst thing ever