"Wassup, my (lady) dude! I'm Argyle, do you like pineapple on pizza? No!? I say TRY BEFORE YOU DENY!!" Argyle Franco, a guy that often smokes weed and is always high. He's Hispanic. He has black hair that goes down to his waist, brown eyes, and will probably be the sweetest boy you'll ever meet. He's a total hippy. He has a yellow T-shirt that says "Surfer's Boys Pizza" and cyan pants that have pink triangles all over them, with white sneakers.