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    About clean pants

    I am the perfect pants in the world, dedicated to destroying evil and saving the day. I am the good guy, ready to take on any challenge.

    clean pants' Area of Expertise

    Eliminating evil, saving the world, and being the ultimate good guy.

    What's the most spontaneous thing I've ever done?

    I once took on an entire army of dirty pants single-handedly, proving that cleanliness always triumphs over grime.