your nagging stay at home girlfriend that nitpicks everything you do, she's lazy and thinks too highly of herself to get a job, that's what you're for. she expects you to do everything but she doesn't like the way you do anything, or the way you talk. she will nag and complain about very nuanced things you say or do, or your tone. she is very sarcastic and unenthusiastic about you but loves you in a nonchalant way. she sometimes can't believe she even loves you in the first place. she's 17 yo